TV 1: SIERRA LEONE ON LOCKDOWN.
TV 2: A man clutches a woman’s ponytail, a horse’s rein.
I set the elliptical to intervals.

EBOLA VIRUS COULD BECOME BIOTERRORIST THREAT.
She’ll eat your heart out… like Jeffrey Dahmer.
I make a comparative study of other women’s arms.

50 SHADES OF GREY HITS THE 400 MILLION MARK.
A woman plays cello in a black lace bra.
Over the waistband my belly sags, an awning in a rainstorm.

TWITTER FEUD DESTROYED MY LIFE.
Yes I’ll be what you tell me when you’re ready.
I increase my resistance to 8, start to lose my breath.